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Si Siti pagi2 masuk ke ruangan ko Aliong, bos pabrik sapu ijuk tempat dia kerja.trs

Siti : Ko, saya mulai hari ini mau berenti kerja...
Aliong : Hah..! Kenapa kamu mau berenti ?
Siti : Gpp ko, sy mau berenti aja.
...Aliong : Kenapa ? Km mau minta naik gaji ?
Siti : Gak. Sy mau berenti aja...
Aliong : Km kalau ada apa2 ngomong trs trg aja. Sayang kan kamu kerja dr umur 10 th sampai skrg udh umur 14 th. Ayo, trs trg bilang knp ?

Siti dng berat hati akhirnya menjelaskan alasan mau berenti tsb sambil membuka celana dlmnya.
Siti : Waktu pertama sy kerja di sini ini sy bersih, skrg mulai banyak ijuknya nempel. Sy takut..!

Ko Aliong tersenyum melihat yg diperagakan Sti .
Aliong : Siti..., Siti... Itu sih gpp gak usah takut, sy jg ada.. (Aliong juga membuka celana dlmnya menunjukan ke Siti ).
Siti meihat semua itu ngeri ketakutan.
Siti : Sy mau berenti skrg jg, ko.... Takut kelamaan tumbuh gagangnya...!

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Asep si tukang sayur.

Pada suatu hari asep yg sedang berkeliling menjajakan daganganya, menjadi korban tabrak lari. Kondisinya sangat parah. Darah berceceran dari skujur tubuhnya. Seorang ibu2 yg tidak tega melihat kondisi asep langsung mendekat.
"Sep.. Nyebut sep.. Nyebut..."
Serentak asep pun berteriak "Saayuuurr......."

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posted on wall of facebook GOKIL-GOKILAN [Cerita lucu dan Menyenangkan](http://www.facebook.com/GOKIL.GOKILAN) by Dar Cutez Zekalee (http://www.facebook.com/Dar.Cut3z.Zekalee)
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kenapa cewek dilarang bertempur???

kenapa cewek dilarang
bertempur??? karena kalau
disuruh tiarap selalu suka
terlentang hahahahaha..

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posted on wall of facebook GOKIL-GOKILAN [Cerita lucu dan Menyenangkan]
by Awie Kindz
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Pohon Bersejarah

Suatu hari ada seorang pengusaha kaya yang ingin mendirikan rumah sedang berunding dengan kontraktor yang membangun rumah tersebut.

Pengusaha : Kalau membangun rumah saya, tolong pohon yang dipojok sana jangan ditebang, karena disanalah saya pertama kali bercumbu dengan lawan jenis.

Kontraktor : Baik pak..

Pengusaha : Pohon yang disana juga, jangan ditebang!

Kontraktor : Lho, memangnya kenapa pak..?

Pengusaha : Karena disanalah ibunya melihat kejadian itu..

Kontraktor : Wah gawat dong pak..! Setelah itu apa yang terjadi?

Pengusaha : Tidak apa apa, ibunya cuma ngomong sesuatu..

Kontraktor : Ngomong apa pak?

Pengusaha : Mbeeee..ekkk, mbeeee..ekkk!!!

Sumber: Kiriman dari teman di facebook pada 06 maret 2011

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Hair Styles For Girls

Hair Styles For Girls

There have many Hair Styles which are great for the people from around the many traditions, whether you are a male or female, Best Hair Styles are those which are fit for you, layered hair styles, long Hair Styles, Ponytail Hair Styles and short Hair Styles are those common and great hair styles for the peoples, who want to get Best Hair Styles, where we also talk about great Hair Styles for Girls from different countries.

Indian hair styles for girls

Indian Girls are dark and beautiful in looking, they always like to look more beautiful from another, there always have race within the girls in their community to look more greater from an other which is difficult an In Hindu System, there have festivals where girls have to get ready and this make more Trends for the females to get hair Styles, Indian Hair Styles for Girls are those which are common and mainstream with the public.

Hair Styles for long hair

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